Sarcastic T-Shirts

Whoever came up with the idea that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit probably didn't realize how effective it is in shutting down stupidity while showing off intelligence. People often wish they had an easier way to let others know that they are done dealing with illogical stuff.

The line of sarcastic t-shirts we offer does the job perfectly. With these, you can let everyone know right from the beginning what's in store for them if they try to mess with you. Our collection of sarcastic t-shirts is enough to make people take a double turn and inevitably smile. Here are some of the best options that will undoubtedly tickle your funny bones.

When you are done with stupidity

Quite often, people's talks have leaves you rolling your eyes inwardly? These sarcastic t-shirts can carry the message for you and express your exasperation humorously. Here are some of the funny, sarcastic t-shirts we offer.

  • My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity
  • If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question
  • Keep talking. I am diagnosing you
  • When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's only difficult for others. It's the same when you are stupid
  • My people's skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work
  • I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you talk

When you don't mind taking a joke on yourself

It's often said that those who can make fun of themselves are actually the most humorous and strong mentally. Here's how your sarcastic t-shirts can tell people that you are always up for a bit of laugh on yourself too.

  • I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing
  • I'm actually not funny. I'm really mean, but people think I'm joking
  • The voices are back. Excellent
  • Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies
  • I speak fluent sarcasm
  • Just found out I'm the reason I'm confused. Shocked and confused

Sarcastic men's t-shirts

Men love sarcasm. It is their ideal defense against stupidity or simply anything going on in life. We have just the sarcastic t-shirts for guys for such men who love humor and sarcasm, both.

  • We're about to find which meetings could have been emails after all
  • I am having a no hair day
  • Forget love. I'd rather fall in tacos
  • Go ahead. Call the cops

When you are done with opinions

We are tired of hearing people's opinions on everything we do. We want to tell them that, but that can’t be done without coming off as rude. Fortunately, sarcastic t-shirts for ladies and men alike can get the job done.

  • I'm sorry. I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions
  • You read my shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day
  • Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah. Me neither

Turn on the charm with sarcastic t-shirt quotes

Sometimes, lightening up is necessary, and that's the job sarcastic tees can do for you. The best thing about these is that you can really speak your mind without even offending anyone. Our extensive collection of sarcastic Tee shirts can make social interactions interesting and a lot more fun!

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420 Pot Leaf
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All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Can't Fly
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Boy Do I Hate Being Right All The Time
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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything
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Dear Karma I Have A List Of People You Missed
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Don't Confuse My Personality With My Attitude
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Don't Have A Sense Of Humor It's Sarcasm And General Hate For The Human Population
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Everyone Appreciates Honesty Until You're Honest With Them Then You're An Asshole
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Everything Happens For A Reason
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Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else
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Go Ahead Call The Cops
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Goverment Is Not The Solution To Our Problem Goverment Is The Problem
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Guns Don't Kill People Its Mostly The Bullets
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Hate People Don't Know The Difference Between "Your" And "You're" There So Stupid
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Here I Am Now What Are Your Other 2 Wishes
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How Sarcasm Is Made. Step One. Ask Me A Question.
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How's That Hope And Change Working Out For You
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I Can Tell By Your Bad Behavior, Sarcastic Wit And Sheer Lack Of Common Decency
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I Can't Be Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk
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I Did Not Mean To Offend You, That Was Just A Bonus
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I Didn't Say You Were Stupid, I Said You Are Stupid
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I Don't Trip I Do Random Gravity Checks
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I Dont Have A Sleep Schedule Anymore I am Just Existing
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I Got Out Of Bed For This
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I Like My Sarcasm Like I Like Bacon Laid On Thick And Aimed Straight For The Heart
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I Love Sarcasm. It's Like Punching Someone In The Face
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I Love Sarcasm. Without It, I'd Really Have To Pretend To Like A Lot Of People
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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
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I May Be Going To Hell, But At Least All My Friends Will Be There
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I Run Entirely On Caffeine, Sarcasm, And Inappropriate Thoughts
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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
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I Tolerate You
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I Used To Be A People Person
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I Wish I Were A Nicer Person But Then I Laugh
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I'd Love To Explain It To You But I Don't Have Any Crayons
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I'll Stop Being A Sarcastic Bastard When You Stop Being A Stupid Fuck
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