About T-Shirt Design
Retired See Spouse For Details T-Shirt works because it sounds more like something a real person would say than a random slogan. It fits really well with everyday humor, but you do not have to be obsessed with that stuff to enjoy the joke.
You could wear it for casual days, bring it out for birthdays, or just keep it in the normal shirt rotation. People who buy t shirts for the joke as much as the shirt itself will probably get what this design is going for. If you already like funny t shirts, this one fits right in without feeling like the same old joke. The whole point is to get a laugh, and the shirt does that without making things complicated.